Go Fuck Yourself Tote
Don't be too offended, I'm from Boston originally, and this is one step away from the Massachusetts state motto. It's an endearing phrase.
A heavy duty tote, screen printed on both sides. This one features a black canvas interior and short heavy leather handles for a hand carry. It's got an interior pocket and measures 16" wide by 15" tall and 4" deep with boxed corners. Made right here in Portland, Oregon.